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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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