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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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