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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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