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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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