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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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