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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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