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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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