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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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