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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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