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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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