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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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