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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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