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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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