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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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