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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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