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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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