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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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