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Pet death
My
aunt
Delilah
had their beloved pet
snake 🐍
Miss
Snuffles
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏
a cow 🐮
a lynx 😺
a turkey 🦃
a wild boar 🐗
a hippo 🦛
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a bear 🐻
an elephant 🐘
a venomous snake 🐍
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