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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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