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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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