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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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