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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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