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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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