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Pet death

My aunt Delilah had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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