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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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