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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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