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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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