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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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