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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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