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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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