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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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