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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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