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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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