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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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