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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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