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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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