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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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