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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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