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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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