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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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