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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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