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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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