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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gizmo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯

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