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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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