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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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