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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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