Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.