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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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