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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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