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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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