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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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