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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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