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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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