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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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