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Pet death

My aunt Darla had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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